Which is true?
The Headlines:
- Scientists Predict Wine Will Eventually Be Made From Fermented Palm Leaves (FAKE)
- Polish City Enforces Strict Ban On Walking Dogs Without Covering Their Privates with “Pants” (FAKE)
- "Goblin Fetus" Found In Old Warehouse (REAL)
An odd discovery has been made in the middle of construction site in an old warehouse near Mexico City. The internet is referring to the find as a “goblin fetus” and there’s no single consensus on what the heck it is. The mayor of Santa María Regla reports that “Samples have already been taken to determine a scientific explanation.” Pictures of the mummified corpse show a tiny body with pointy ears, an oversized bulbous nose and claw-like hands and feet. The “goblin” is currently being displayed at the Museo de los Duendes, which translates to the Goblin Museum. Meanwhile, the mayor also revealed that “doctors and vets have stated that it is a malformed fetus of a cat or dog.” Not QUITE as magical as a goblin, but ok.