During the pandemic, the New Zealand government determined that, for the best results, you should wash your hands to the chorus of one of my smash hits released almost 50 years ago. Who the heck is that? Ans: Dolly Parton. (The song was "Jolene.") Inductee Dolly Parton speaks onstage during the 37th Annual Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony at Microsoft Theater on November 05, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images for The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame)Photo: Getty Images