Which is true?
- Major League Baseball Team Signs 15-Year-Old Pitching Phenom (FAKE)
- New Computer Runs On Steam To Reduce Carbon Footprint (FAKE)
- Nashville Strip Clubs Offer Lifetime VIP Membership For Vaccinated Tennesseans (REAL)
While a lot of folks remain on the fence about getting a COVID vaccine, some strip clubs in Nashville have come up with a little inspiration to get them on the bandwagon. Billing themselves as “Nashville’s only strip clubs,” the World-Famous Déjà vu Showgirls, Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club AND Kings of Hustler Male Revue are offering a lifetime VIP membership to all three clubs for anyone that presents a valid COVID-19 vaccination card. “This is about safety and normalcy,” says Regional director Michael Durham. “When COVID is finally in our rearview mirror, we will throw the biggest party that this city has ever seen.” What will those lifetime VIP memberships get you? A lot of skin. The promotion claims that guests who visit their clubs just once a week will “meet over 10,000 totally nude showgirls” during their lifetime. All adults in Tennessee will be eligible for the vaccine starting April 5th.