Fall in the midwest (and today, as you know, is the FIRST DAY OF FALL) means spiders. Walking in the station this morning (at precisely 8:31am)--sure enough, the spiders were INVADING.

Arachnophobes' "most wonderful time of the year" begs the question: how do you deal with them? Is there a safe spray? Do you use Osage Orange fruit?

I need your suggestions---because they're invading! Email me at